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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 4:00am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:11am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:39pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:11am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:23pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:07pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:49am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:31pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 6:04pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:25am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:32pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:31am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:10pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:29am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 4:00am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:40pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:31pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:10am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:27am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 3:09pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:57pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:05pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 4:34pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:19pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:38am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:08am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:09am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:54am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:31pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:11am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 4:30pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:25pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:16am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:06pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:43am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:56pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 3:04pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:42pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:59am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:21am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:45am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:51am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 5:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:55am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:06am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 5:18am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:05pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:20pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:35am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 5:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:51am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 3:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 1:14am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 5:09am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:17pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:11am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 5:18am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:38am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:54am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:23am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:17am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:29pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:20am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:30pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:17am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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