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🏓 📗 🐝 🍧 🌳 👹 🍖 📀 🎄 💎 🌽 🚙 🍆 🌋 📕 🎫
I suppose that in a few hours I will sober up. That's such a sad
thought. I think I'll have a few more drinks to prepare myself.
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I
have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with
slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
👳 ⛳ 🍆 🥞 🥗 🏓 😺 🎍 💙 👹 🚘 🍖 🐛 👑 👽 🎈