hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a girl thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like youll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:
1. Female
2. Age 18-23
3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)
4. Willing to do as I as I ask
5. Have an IQ lower than mine (90)
6. Have 0 male friends
7. Cook 3 meals for me a day
8. Be willing to split to bill on a date
9. Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM)
10. Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person.
11. Have sex with me as I ask
12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits)
13. Ideally not have a job
14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls.
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

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I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with ♥♥♥♥♥♥. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

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