Own an AWP for home defense, since that’s what Gaben intended. Four eco-rushing T-side gremlins break into apps. “What the devil?” I shout as I draw my AWP and ready my nades with 150 ping.

Quickscope the first fool through the door — one-tap, he’s gone before he clears the stairs. Pull out my Deagle, miss every shot, and wallbang my teammate.

My team shouts “clutch or kick!” over comms. Two of the scallywags try to rotate. The third blinds himself.

Fix knife and bunnyhop toward the bomb, spamming F the whole way. My Forest DDPAT knife offers no tactical advantage whatsoever. I peek and get one-tapped. I’m kicked while being laughed at in Russian. I get a seven-day cooldown for griefing.

Just as Gaben intended.

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+rep very good teamnate and chill player

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito

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Miss you too boo

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