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BigBlackGlock19 11 Dec, 2024 @ 2:59am 
That stormy day when I met you at the dog park, heh, I still remember the way your shirt stuck to your body and I couldn't even look you in the eyes. You came up to me and when I saw that innocent boy inside you I knew i had to make you mine.

The way you make me feel...I wouldn't even know where to begin. The way you laugh so joyfully at my little quirks, the butterflies in my stomach i get when i talk to you, the way your body glistens in the sunlight when i wake up next to you in the morning, you make me feel so special. I love you.

Your power bottom, forever and always
FlavR 6 Jul, 2024 @ 2:59am 
So you think you're a good player and your ego is sky high, the reality of facts is that you're bad, all you can do is hold angles.

Not once have I seen you actually use skill to win against me in a 1 versus 1 situation, the reason you won that matchmaking game is because you abused tight angles and unfair game mechanics such as preaiming, prefiring and flashing.

I honestly doubt I'll ever see you in a professional counter-strike environment because we both know you're nothing but a one hit wonder, try to beat me again in a matchmaking game and see what happens because we both know deep down that I will win.

I have over 50,000 confirmed ak47 kills in my entire life and am extremely proficient in the AWP. My 1v1 winrate is 99.95% and my 1v5 winrate is just over 50%. I strike fear into those who play against me in a clutch situation.

My skill is superior and you are nothing compared to me and I honestly hope you uninstall the game and get a life.
jonker 1 Jun, 2019 @ 10:33pm 
omg r u still makn poster?! i wont one so badd!! cane u plase do me with a hhughe erection leaning on dumpster witht giente dildo penise in ski?!! i luve you endles!
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Cazza 12 May, 2016 @ 2:55pm 
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