tl;dr version:
This is the wrong account. Go here for the actual account.

Funny story... You see, when gtm.steamproxy.vip first launched, I didn't realize it was using the same credentials as steampowered.com . Consequently, when I tried my steampowered.com login and it failed to work (likely due to me fat-fingering the password without realizing it), I inadvertently created THIS account.

Blissfully unaware of my error for almost two years, it wasn't until recently that I discovered, that what I thought was simply a forum login, I had created a full-on Steam account. So there you have it; two accounts for the same person and no way to merge them. (Well, let's be honest. Anyone with half a brain and any database skills _CAN_ merge the accounts with no loss of data, but we're talking about Valve here, so...)