My name is Yoshikage Jon Arbuckle. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Munice, Indiana, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as a cartoonist at the Garfield department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.

I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink coffee. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of meme dancing before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a Odie, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with Mondays and I know that is what brings me lasagna. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.