Tomak
James Henningway   Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
 
 
I'm a 100 year old WWI vet, I joined the war at the age of 15, lying about my age so I could follow my brother Peter. I had to fool my mother and lie about my age and sneak along with my brother, but I got to join the war. We spent a month training here in Canada, we were then shipped off to Great Britain. We then spent a couple of weeks training, in the rain. Our Ross rifles, completely made useless by the rain, and our boredom teaming as an army , we finally saw our first battle. I luckily got to join the ranks with my brother, and had stuck close to him this whole time, and our first battle was at Ypres. We heard people screaming "GAS! GAS!". The cowardly French retreated, leaving us, the Canadian corp to hold the line. We came up with the idea to urinate on our handkerchiefs and cover our mouths and nose so that we could survive the gas. We held the line from the invading German army, but I was sadly wounded during this fight. I was shot in the leg, and have had to walk with a cane ever since. I was sent home, but my brother, unwounded stayed, where he died, in the battle of the Somme.

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DankSlayer 30 Apr, 2018 @ 1:35pm 
You died because you were infected with a zombie virus, and not a normal infection.


If a good doctor could cure it by rubbing a wound with alcochol and slapping a band-aid on it, the zombies wouldn't exist.


And I have to say it here because you censor feedback on your reviews by disabling comments.
Just A Damn Weeaboo 28 Apr, 2018 @ 9:38am 
Wow you're so smart dude.
Posting some dumb as hell review and disabling comments.
项燕 14 Oct, 2017 @ 10:11pm 
i have sick ♥♥♥♥ not hack dude
augusto 2 May, 2017 @ 6:38pm 
WHAT ABOUT PAYING FOR YOU INTERNET?
Sluf 11 Apr, 2017 @ 7:20pm 
Pls get cancer and die in reallife piece of ♥♥♥♥
Crowbarius 11 Mar, 2017 @ 3:06am 
I bet you have sex with jewish midgets.