Once upon a time there was a 'filthy peasant' called badges who was tired of his lack of skill.

The filthy young badges used what made him a great 'wall hacker' that saw walls that were all but filled in.

His mad fragging and many rankups made him the 'global sentinel' even though he lacked much skill.

He had been battered by the infamous VAC-man, the following nights he twisted and turned since by his 'Nightmare!' fear was instilled.

He was kicked from the olympiad doomed to be a 'professional caveman' before him lied the wilderness filled with thrill.

Fighting off the many monsters and frey made him the 'survival specialist' and the future seemed like a treadmill.

Whether or not the story is true is up to you but report the cheaters so the ban list will be overfilled.