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shut up dude
turkey!!!!!!! 17 minutes ago
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toe chan (han) 1 hour ago
hey good morning caden!
caden i guess (Caden) Feb 26 @ 10:35am
good morning
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So I was doing my math test in school when I heard gunshots from lower levels. Our teacher told us to hide behind our desks and not to move or scream. I did everything as she said, and started playing Fortnite. Later on, I heard somebody screaming and begging for mercy on a school radio. That was our principal. And then I heard somebody taking a mic and saying "Hey Siri, play Despacito and adjust volume to 100 percent". And a lot of iPhones started playing Despacito. Somebody entered our classroom and shot all of my classmates, whose phones were playing the song really, like REALLY loud, but not me. Because my Bixby did not recognise the request. And I was the only alive. Camera and screen are good too.
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My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to 'get good' at this kid's game called Fortnite. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun pretending your 'skill' in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game matter because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to picture of your mother after spending her money buying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skins pretending you worth ♥♥♥♥.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to cartoon pixels"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Sorry for being rude😔😤😉, I din’t know🤔💭 just now that you were a girl😛🚺🤤. Mind🧠 being friends?😻💏I really 💞adore💞 girls who 🎮game🎮 Maybe🤷♂️ we could play😏🍆🥜 some of the 🎮games🎮 together🧝♀️✨🧝♀️ some time🕰 I have messaged📲 you, 🙇♂️hope🙇♂️ for a reply📬