"My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together." - Goon

"Yes! Lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness into the mush and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles! Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil bastards!"
- Minsc, Baulder's Gate

“I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.”
- Demetri Martin

"A winner is you."
"'Congratulation. This story is happy end. Thank you."