After a good game in DBD, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great DBD and most importantly..... true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a DBD party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house,
he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Do not trust this guy.

You're Breathtaking!

Three Komrades are brag about sons.

“My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Komrade.

“Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”

Third Komrade wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”

“Wow! You are win us,” say others.

Meanwhile, KGB operative is of listening (KGB always listening).

Is shoot the capitalist swine for insulting of glorious Soviet lifestyle instead of building mighty Kommunism.

Operative is sent to gulag for having listen to capitalist lies.

Such is life in Moskva.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

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