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in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I
got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!"
-- Steven Wright
🙂
You'll be sorry...
🤕
A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn
in no other way.
😍
Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
🤔
[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Glen Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.
🙁
George: [a parody of "The Jetsons": George and Roy are on the dog walking treadmill, a cat appears, Roy chases him] Help! [he falls]
George: Jane! [he falls again]
George: Stop this crazy thing! [he falls again]
George: Ahh! [falls]
George: Help! [falls]
😪
A: The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli.
Q: Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines.
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fera: sal queimado
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