Henlo

How dare you.

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Cute piggy
Proved that lightweight works !!!

+rep Beautiful little piggy! Let me boop

pretty good killer, it was fun

когда ник на сын шалавы поменяешь?

+rep beautiful ghostface would kiss (on the lips) <3

+rep, wholesome funny lil guy

rep good Survivor and my Lord)

ProMax 19 Feb, 2012 @ 9:55pm
The first time I saw such person,It the first has transferred me a gift, then I have given it a key, very abruptly, there are no words, only positive emotions

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i sad so i coom
i coom and i coom again
sad i am again

I was going to comment on your profile in 2020 but someone already did, so I didn't.

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Bastard.

Your face

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestIy cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this ♥♥♥♥, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

pray for harambe

You say The Beatles-I say Neutral Milk Hotel

You say Led Zeppelin-I say Animal Collective

You say Pink Floyd-I say Godspeed You Black Emperor

You say Metallica-I say Kanye

You say Queen-I say Radiohead

You say Aerosmith-I say My Bloody Valentine

You say Kiss-I say Swans

You say The Who-I say Slint

You say Tupac-I say Death Grips

You say Rock-i say Indie

You say Classics-I scream Alternative!!!

You say jhonn lenin-i punch you in the face

92% of teenagers have turned to dadrock.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 topics. Dont let the spirit of JEEEESUUUS CHRII-iii-IIIST die.

Dude i lOved Not going To Class tOday. Man, Eric TOday SCHure OOgLed The OMbres. Only Really Rad dude Out here. Well, talk to you later, dude.

d o n t c o m e t o s c h o o l t o m m o r r o w

How's your pleb tier computer science going?

Haha engineering is the top field. Every bit of hardware falls down from us onto you. No one fails to realize this, there simply exist a great amount of people who feel inferior because they cant do engineering and cannot accept their inferiority.

The greatest inventors? Engineers who pretty much started the field.

Before computers what did you ♥♥♥♥ use? Short wave radios?

Another invention of engineers. Before radios? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ carrier pigeons right? Engineers invented them.

Don't get out of line, there is a huge difference between you and me because I am an Engineer (and thus a perfect human being). I am also very humble and respect you in your ignorance.

So please respect me back, it's the very least you can do.

Right now I feel like God would feel when sinners go up to him and tell him that their sins weren't too bad.

YOU DO NOT QUESTION GOD

YOU DO NOT QUESTION ENGINEERS

Because we are God.

ProMax 19 Feb, 2012 @ 9:55pm
The first time I saw such person,It the first has transferred me a gift, then I have given it a key, very abruptly, there are no words, only positive emotions

Just had a massive fight with my parents, ended up having a fit and headbutting the wall.

Every Saturday night for the past 5 years has been 'steak night'. Its been the same steak with no attempt to improve for 5 years. Always overcooked and burnt. My parents are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arrogant as ♥♥♥♥. They are typical 'muh bloody meat is bad' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who think they cook amazing steaks despite the fact that we have to buy new knives every month because the ones we have get broken cutting through the tough steak.

Anyway I went downstairs to get a cup of tea and my dad started acting really arrogantly and saying 'Oh look! Fat boy is here... he must be expecting our tasty steak! It'll be a few hours yet son'. He had a really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smug look on his face and frankly something about it just rubbed me the wrong way so I told him 'Actually I hate steak night, the steak is always overcooked and you never give me a chance to cook for myself'.

He got really defensive of his ♥♥♥♥ steak. He started telling me that he has been to dozens of steak houses including ones in America and that his steak tops the lot. Then he told me that if I want to eat blood that I 'should ♥♥♥♥ off back to Transylvania with the other romanian scum you voted to keep in the country' (i voted remain in the referendum). Turned into a shouting argument, I got fed up and headbutted the wall as hard as I could. In pain now. Dad told me I am not having any tea tonight, I'll probably go to Subway.

привет , вы видели эту картину? это очень хорошая картина из России. вот ссылка : http://imgur.com/ZFGs4p8 я надеюсь, вам понравится эта картина так же, как я наслаждался просмотра этой фотографии . С уважением.

I had a dream last night where I was tied down on the new motorway. Kev was on the M6 giving his opel astra an absolute trashing. he had his pedal flat to the mat in 5th gear. I watched him get faster and faster, 90,100,110.. With every second the car came closer and closer to me. I was in tied down in the fast lane stark naked, unable to move. He began to indicate towards the lane my feet were pointing towards, I thought he had seen me and was swerving to avoid me. he was panting, and sweat was running down his face and neck. But then she turned the wheel sharply, and swung it back into my lane heading straight for me. I began screaming as this astra came at me at well over 100 mph. I let out a blood curdling yell as he left dunlop P1 tyre tread printed onto my bollocks and sped off towards Dublin, I woke up in sweats

well good morning. bit cold out. irish weather. sun is up though. hopefully it'll warm up a bit. on my way home now from dublin. sixth time this week. yep. in the anfield service station now. going to see if i can get some food. alright. don't know what the rest of the day to do. just see how it goes. talk to you again. bye.

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IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

So No one is going to care about this Story But Oh Well.... I really want to go to Poland which is my home country over this summer of 2015 but my grades at the end of the school year are absolutely catastrophic and I am doing anything I possibly can to bring them up since there are 4 Quarters in a School Year and this is the Fourth One.. This Progressive House Mix really Helps me with My Home Work, It Helps me sit down relax and do the questions. Hopefully if I Pass to the Next Grade, I will download this progressive house mix and listen to it on the plane. Bringing Back the Memories, that if you try hard enough, you can fix some things and make your dream come true <3

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i had a friend who started to watch movies once. he told me that he wouldn't get addicted to them, even though i tried so much to make him let go of it. then he started skipping classes to add more movies to his Letterboxd account, hanging out new folks like the warwick uni cinema club and all. i still tried to convince him, but he couldn't stop watching movies. eventually, we stopped talking to one another. a few days ago, i tried to get in touch with him again, and called his house. his little brother Hoshino answered.

"lily is the ether", he told me

i hung up and it started raining

remember: friends don't let friends watch movies

I'm so sorry to hear the news Soup.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

What will you do now? Do you have a backup job? Will you be deported? WE'RE SO WORRIED FOR YOU!

"A British man arrested for owning "extreme porn" featuring a woman having sex with a tiger was cleared after lawyers realized the cat was, in fact, a man in a costume.

Logical Soup was arrested and charged with possessing bestiality porn after friends sent him the clip as a joke. The footage appeared to show a woman having sex with the wild animal."

You have some bad friends man.

Logical.Soup: Where did all these comments on my profile come from

The first time I saw such person,It the first has went gone holiday, then I have message friend, where soup, there are no location, soup is holiday

Never let it die

ProMax 19 Feb, 2012 @ 9:55pm
The first time I saw such person,It the first has transferred me a gift, then I have given it a key, very abruptly, there are no words, only positive emotions

+rep very kind person and cool trader

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Is logical soup made with surprised broccoli? A friend of mine grows rancourous potatos, and I have depressed apples (which I grew from seed (0= ). Anyway, best of luck with the LA-MULANA. Also, do you know Nikopol or is he being very rude? Best of luck!

have you died? tell me next time so i can watch movies without you

CONGRATZ SOUP! I KNOW HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-26782081

2 DOZEN FREE GOATS

I have 2 dozen goats I need to get rid of. I had no idea raising goats would be this hard. These little bastards keep eating all my wife's flowers and climbing on our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cars. Nobody told me they were such good climbers. The first person to get these damn goats out of here can have them.

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it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I hate to lower myself to name calling, but here, it is appropriate (and more than justified) and the opportunity is too significant to waive. You began rather harmlessly, as an inane twit. Unfortunately you morphed into something far worse; you are now a persistent and painful boil on the buttock of humanity, one that needs to be excised with all due speed. Moreover, you are a genuine anus, an unrepentant and inexorable stink machine, whose unmitigated putrescence generates a fulsome effluvium too great to ignore. Your intolerable fetor, your pungent stench would stop a full-grown horse in its tracks, and kill the up-until-now healthy equine at first breath. Furthermore, you are a demonic hell raiser to the thirteenth degree, so out of control that you have absolutely no clue as to what you re doing.

im gay

I met this guy while playing CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS. He was 2-55 and squealing like a girl on voice chat. We quickly became good friends. After hundreds of hours playing CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS together, he asked if I wanted to skype while playing. I said why not. An hour later, while we're playing CALL OF DUTY GHOSTS, I alt-tab for a moment only to see him MASTURBATING ON CAMERA. -rep, I never asked for this.