Recent reviews by tinmadTM

i've always wished i could smash my opponents' pieces after playing something stupid... i love this game

First, I spawned at the coast. I found food, wells, and clothing. Most of what I find is damaged. Badly. I head north, ending up at a castle. A pack of wolves finds me, and I'm in yellow health. I hide behind trees and swipe at the wolves when they charge me. Miraculously, I kill three wolves with only a knife. This satiates my appetite, both in food and bloodlust.
I continue North, finding multiple military outposts. I scrounge together ammo, and find a sniper.
I find a person looting a helicopter. Bad move. I kill him before attempting to speak to him, the fight was not close. He gave up in the middle of the fight, albeit having a gun with ammo.
I continue North, I hit the airfield.
I get tapped, my screen turns black, and I have been looting for hours.
All to show for my effort and cunning:

YOU ARE DEAD

Time to go again.

This game made me want a bucket of my own. I was in insurmountable awe over the calmness that washed over my anxiety when I picked the bucket up in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe™. Yes, I know The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe™ is not real life, but buckets in real life PAIL in comparison to the astounding The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe™ bucket. What could be done about this? I tried Home Depot, Lowes, various auto-part stores, but still, the bucket never calmed me down like the one in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe™. I realize that this is not normal behavior, but am becoming more and more obsessed with this The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe™ bucket...

I would leave a bad review because of the sour taste for life having to trek through life with no The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe™ bucket, but this game cannot be blamed for so highly raising the bar of what life should be expected to be. I can only be happy in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe™, and am deciding to spend the rest of my days with the perfect The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe™ bucket, as opposed to searching hopelessly for a bucket that simply does not exist outside of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe™.

Do yourself a favor, don't try to replace the bucket, it only dashes hopes.

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PLEASE update for NVIDIA drivers!

*UPDATE*
2022 only blue screened one time, I love this game.

Truly beautiful and the game Fallout should be. Set the bar so high all it could do was go down.

fun but I keep having to look up walkthroughs because I'm retarded.

It's good again. Probably.

J'aime, me gusta, mi piace, ich mag, I like.

9/10.

Was good.

Got bad.

Maybe I'm just used to the older version.