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Salad. Healthy right? Or is it? Every salad has lettuce. What percent of lettuce is water? 96% l = 1 96 + 1 = 97 100 - 97 = 3 The hideous Martha Stewart vanity light fixture has 3 light bulbs. It is also made of nickel. A nickel is a form of American currency. What else is? A dollar bill. On the American dollar bill there is a star with an eye representing The All Seeing Eye. So is the Illuminati. Salad = Dalas. The 'l' from salad put in Dalas = Dallas. Dallas. Texas. Dallas, Texas. Texas poison control services are split into 6 regions. You know what else has 6 regions? Egypt. And what else is in Egypt? Pyramids. Each face is a triangle. But wait, there are 6 pyramids. Dallas, Texas = 6 Egypt = 6 Pyramids = 6 666 But salad is supposed to be healthy according to the Food Pyramid. Triangle. WAKE UP AMERICA. SALAD IS ILLUMINATI.