sets up illegal motorworks

"Let's all go in and see if we fit" Tim Jones, Community Ambassador. 2024

Day 43 infiltrated a local cell to take down big game

Tim using a sniper rifle at 30 meters away on a stationary target. MISS, MISS, MISS, MISS, MISS, MISS, MISS, MISS. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell

gaslights you religiously. provided with video evidence he is gaslighting. denies he was gaslighting then says oh well you know

Only a fool would grate cheese on to his leg and not eat it

This game needs Starcraft micro

Can't be bothered to quote sources yet defends them

Have you been to the tower of London Kav
"no ive been to some dungeon though "

"I wish I was in a robot body" - Adam Kavlak 22/04/2023

Tim Jones is a furry confirmed. Woof Woof

Claims not be a "droid" yet works like one

He litters on purpose to "help create jobs"

Tim trying to spell 'Eerily' in a crossword.

Eerey *clang*
Ererly *clang**clang**clang*
Erlierly *clang**clang**clang**clang**clang*
Tim:"I can't spell it!".
Chay: "Spell it out Tim..."
Erererly *clang**clang**clang*
Tim: "I give up."
Chay:"Just spell it out..."
Earlery *clang**clang**clang**clang**clang**clang**clang**clang*
Kav: "My blood pressure just went up."

Tim reading steam comments: "Tim Jones is a known Racist? Haha people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones". Me: "I'm not racist Tim". Tim: "Nobody asked you". ???????

Flapping down? Don't think I've seen it.

Whats the problem with star trek fans
They klingon to the past

Don't believe his lies

Army marching towards Jones... "Oh I thought they were caravans"

*Adam whilst playing Total War: ROME II*

"Wait there is Roman's in this game?! I thought it was just Greeks".

"In Rome II Kav?"

"Yeah I didn't realise they would be in it though".

Pizza
Pork
Pork
Chicken
Beef
Chicken
Chicken

A loop a cycle it can't be stopped or can it could i
Get your daily portion of cheese
Check the lego markets
Pay the teachers
Harness the power of laughter
Feel the pain embrace it
Drink plenty of water
Slide down the slippery slope
Respect wood and Galvanised Steel
Plastic to build plastic to listen to
Protect your leather
A green coat never goes out of fashion
Collect good fat
Organised chaos
fish with the sleepers
Don't ride the Colombian Horse
Hardwired to despise the French
When is the time to stop
The lower you drop the lesser the plop
Mind the gap
Jukebox of references
Going around in squares
Do the wise crack
a weapons case a crawling man and no witnesses
Undisclosed amount of time on hearthstone
Nobody questions mark
War on grease
aiming for the head not always preferable

The day of the jester
The man with many hats
Always Plotting

Would you rather have armour or a big brain

*Shoots his teammates in the back*, "What?! Would you rather I did nothing?!"

30/01/2029 : check in on Kav is he bald yet ?

Classic Jones bullsh it and BM

Tim: "Oh I'm dead"
Me: "Where Tim?"
Tim: "I marked him"
Me: "No you didn't"
Tim: "Too bad"
Me: "Why would you lie you piece of sh it?
Tim: *Maniacal, evil laughter*

Scottish star trek things aren't beamed up there battered up

Kavlak droid , what are you doing over there programming your own computer wife.
People will pay good money to be yelled at you know.

I long for the simpler days of the meat wagon

Kavlak droid , run a translation i need to pin point which east europe they come from

When you stand on the shoulders of giants it is respectful to have clean feet

"Sorry guys I can't play today, I have to go to a Colombian woman's baby shower". "Oh, how do you know her Kav?". "I don't know her, I just want to go to see what it's all about".

The Mini Bank is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. Do you mean the Minibak? Yeah I guess so

As soon as he heard them talk, Adam Kavlak instantly knew those Turks were from Edmonton. Adam Kavlak is the "Turk Hunter".

Watches 9 minute video on raid
Forgets everything

WDYM YOU HAVE TO HOLD THE BUTTON DOWN? HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

You just woke up Tim?
Tim : I haven't woken up yet

Kav;- "Tim pick up the stim gun and don't stow it.". Tim;- "Aye aye Captain, stowing it now!".

Me;- "Tim remember you have the precision airstrike!". Tim;- "Aye aye Captain, flanking them now!.

How did you get the blue "red dot sight" ? - Tim Jones, Mincing around with an M13-B he didn't earn.

Timmy Joel. Ooh I like that, yes, sounds classy. Like Billy Joel

You don't know the phrase, "Jack of all traits ?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you idiot. Oh wait I'm an idiot

No his name isn't TimmyJimmySaville!

I haven't had the calories for this conversation

I've never been to the London office. I assume that's where all the London people go

Hey guys I'm joining the server.... Never mind it says I'm VAC banned

Do you want to lick my ice cream

There was no ice cream

Slandar man he follows you around being overly critical and abusive.

Connor to play the part

Ever had an anxiety dream where u a watching someone buy a UCS AT AT at full price to then carry it home and you say you crazy what are you doing so you buy one the next day off a German you found on Ebay at a good discount as you sit there thinking the germans wouldn't double cross again they on a thin line with reputation as it is.

How would dogs like it if humans shouted in the garden all night

Adam Kavlak: I like to prey on the weak and vulnerable

Don't try and chase me i'm one with the plastic now