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Crashes every five minutes

Might be worth waiting for the developers to fix some immersion-breaking graphical issues. Flickering light beams, noisy water reflections, low-resolution distant LOD, and water fogs so bad that I fully disabled them through the engine's INI files. Great game otherwise, howbeit inferior to Talos 1 in my opinion.

> See FIFA 22 with 84% discount
> "Why not? Surely it's not that bad..."
> 40GB+ download, takes 6 hours
> Unsavoury reminder that Origin still exists
> "Please sign in to play"
> Spend 10 minutes fluffing with account
> Launch game
> Greeted with Steam, Origin and Nvidia overlay prompts
> Game repeatedly crashes after selecting language
> Spend 20 minutes troubleshooting
> Turns out problem is caused by Origin ID (??)
> Launch game again, thrown straight into a match
> Looks exactly like FIFA 15
> Crowds, players, commentary still heavily scripted
> Still can't skip awfully animated dialogue sequences
> Models and animations look dated and gimmicky
> Game begins, zero tutorials
> Plays exactly like FIFA 15: Clunky garbage
> Commentators get repetitive after about 3 minutes
> Leave match after 5 minutes
> Navigate through laggy, stuttery UI
> Continuous "connecting to Origin" prompts
> Play offline game
> "CoNnEcTiNg To OrIgIn"
> Alt-F4 after 5 minutes
> Request refund after 45 minutes "played"

If I received this for free, I'd delete it from my account. Just play Rocket League, or IRL soccer, or anything else.

This game is... almost 100% pain. Hasn't aged well at all. Played up until mission 'Bait' and gave up afterwards, referring to Youtube to complete the story. Gameplay and mechanics are irritating and Liberty City is quite boring. Dissapointing considering the praise it gets. Here's some key points:

• Graphics and animations are semi-decent
  
• Main plot is underwhelming
  
• Lacks relevant features including map, map markers (Pay'n'Spray and Ammunation), ability to swim, bailing and shooting out of cars and more
  
• Poor game choices including constant street gang attacks, overpowering weapons (M16 and pump-shotgun) and police AI
  
• Radio stations are repetitive and forgettable, aside from Game Radio and perhaps Chatterbox
  
• Worldspace has lifeless atmosphere and lacks individuality
  
• Not much worth exploring or doing aside from main storyline
  
• Game also has widescreen issues, missing console features and many bugs, but can be settled with the 'GTA III Reborn' patch; a must have if you intend on playing

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Charming point-and-click with beautiful graphics, flawless animation and a brilliant soundtrack. My personal favourite from Amanita Design; I have this on Android too. Unlike their other titles, I could complete this game without referring to a walkthrough. Outstanding game to say the least.

However, the story length is still quite short (~5 hours). Also lacks replayability and the maximum resolution is 1400x900. Full price may be questionable to some.

• Interested philosophy regarding humanity and AIs, which could lead some to re-debating reality
  
• Decent graphics
  
• Fun yet challenging puzzles

• Limited soundtrack became a bit repeatative
  
• Animations could've been improved
  
• There's no kitten (false advertising?)

9/10 - Personally thought it was better than Portal, just less intense and more challenging.

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