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0.2 hrs on record
This ♥♥♥♥ is unplayable.
Posted 6 December, 2024.
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512.9 hrs on record (415.6 hrs at review time)
If Fallout 1/2 had been made into a WH40k game, this would have been it. Void Shadows DLC is a must.

10/10
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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20.3 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
Campaign story is short, but sweet.

Gameplay on the other hand I did not enjoy. The game's inputs feel janky and delayed, and you will feel punished for not being able to to see 2 seconds into the future. I'm sure with enough experience I can memorize and telegraph all the enemies' attack patterns, but I'm not going to be playing long enough to give a ♥♥♥♥.

I don't like being punished for attacking a quarter of a second before the dodge queue pops up, and my character taking 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ business days to block or dodge.

Also, weapons feel... bad. I shouldn't have to shoot a gaunt 3-4 times with a bolt pistol to kill it and melee weapons feel like pool noodles, specially when you're swinging them at the bigger enemies.

Overall it misses the whole point of the first game, the power fantasy, in favor of handing you your ass back to you after the game is done using it.

Didn't even bother with PVP.

I will give the art team two thumbs up though, they did well with pretty much every aspect of the game, and it looks amazing.

Overall, just barely a 7/10.
Posted 14 September, 2024.
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51.4 hrs on record
Drive during the day to make money.
Drive during the night to earn reputation, so you can unlock parts and cars to spend the money on, but don't get caught by the cops in the process.

Sounds fine until you realize that the cops rubber band to you and getting rid of them is a pain in the ass. It's not very fun running away from these cheating ♥♥♥♥♥ for 15-20 minutes only to end up getting caught anyways and losing all the money I made during the day. It really knocks the wind out of your sails. Maybe it's a skill issue, but this game isn't some simulator, so I have no idea why it has to ♥♥♥♥ punch you so hard when you ♥♥♥♥ up.

Anyways, would not recommend, I hope the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who came up with this mechanic got sacked and flip burgers for the rest of their lives.

Not worth the $6 I paid for it.

EDIT: 37 play hours later, still trash, you have to cheese the AI to ever have a chance at progressing. All in all, this game made me more angry than it provided fun, and I wouldn't buy it again if given the chance.
Posted 23 August, 2024. Last edited 6 September, 2024.
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387.3 hrs on record (170.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10 would get crushed by a falling tree again
Posted 12 June, 2024.
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928.0 hrs on record (343.6 hrs at review time)
helps with older games
Posted 5 June, 2024.
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32.5 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
It's okay for the story, buy it on discount

gameplay is garbage due to enemy NPCs cheating and spawning infinite amounts of enemies in short amounts of time. Their carriers are basically clown cars.
Posted 31 May, 2024. Last edited 6 June, 2024.
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4.6 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Gets old, fast.
Posted 28 May, 2024.
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546.0 hrs on record (320.3 hrs at review time)
Best RPG made in the past 10 years.
Posted 5 May, 2024.
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410.2 hrs on record (284.6 hrs at review time)
STOP.

NERFING.

♥♥♥♥.
Posted 3 May, 2024. Last edited 13 August, 2024.
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