ALL IS WELL

"it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming. on days like these, kids like you...S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N H E L L!"

"One? That's not reinforcements, that's a gravedigger..."

"I may be on the side of angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them."

"ATTENTION ALL MEDICAL BOTS REPORT TO MEDBAY 19. ADMIRAL TIMOTHY "ANDROLOMEW" GUTMAN IS HAVING EAR SEX WITH A WET EGGPLANT." -Helios' Ship Intercom

"Can you hear them? All these people who've lived in terror of you and your judgement? All these people whose ancestors devoted themselves, sacrificed themselves, to you. Can you hear them singing? Oh, you like to thing you're a god. But you're not a god. You're just a parasite eaten out with jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others. You feed on them. On the memory of love and loss and birth and death and joy and sorrow. So, come on, then. Take mine. Take my memories. But I hope you've got a big appetite, because I have lived a long life and I have seen a few things. I walked away from the last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on, then. Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVLhUxhdSw

Best thing I've heard in a long time:
ＳＩＧＮＥＴ - 変: I'm known as "Senator Rydell." My last name is more recognizable, but they might know me as "Elliot" or "Hitler incarnate" or "The great terrible dragon of the south" or "Consumer of competitors." or "Political correctness slayer." or simply "Master."

Also:
"Go with the hunch of a man whose brain is fueled by lemons‽"

"Am I the knight? Am I the child? Or am I the dragon?"

Timfourtrzeron Androlomew Gutman, also known as:
T.G. McGee
Timmy G.
Timmy Toledo
Time Gutman, Lord of Time Gutman
Tim Can, the Can Who Can't Candle the Truth.
tim4tr0n
timmeneutron
Cody Collins
Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
Certified Strong, Independent Black Woman
A nerd
Rancho
Bulken

And last but certainly not least:
Tim