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Failing is not bad, not trying is!
what im saying is do not be afraid of failing
say next time a stranger comes to you and asks the way.
Point him any direction you like, even though you don't know the way
How to show your love to someone in Chinese
Basic: 我喜欢你
Advanced: 问世间情为何物，直叫人生死相许
Legendary: 我好想拿一把新鲜香菜，切掉香菜叶子拿香菜根，一根一根的塞进你的 屁眼 里，有多难受我就有多爱你
As we know 60% of a human body is made of water
which means if you like water
you like 60% of every other man on earth.
Being gay is cool now, don't be shy.
but my love for my friend's mom is definitely 100%
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Did you know if you remove meat from your diet
can help you reduce 80% of your will to live
Did you know the border between USA and Canada is just a big road in a vast forest?
While Mexicans be like : nice wall they built those years
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Just because i say the n word and call you guys gay a lot
does not make me a racist or somewhat homophobic
I mean you like pizza, does it make you an Italian?
\NO!
I am simply offensive to everyone
I understand you are lonely, otherwise you wouldn't spend so much on games.
Here are some apps for you to make frineds:
Les Park
Grinder
Jack'd
SCRUFF
Hornet
HeeSay
GROWLR
Taimi
Gay Travel
Gsland
Guysonly
none of them are made for gays
y'all shorter than me
which means you all gonna inhale more fart than I will ever
I'll try to remember you guys
Short people do die faster
cause they smell more fart than others
Why you should get a cat
Remember when you are in the toilet and the paper just run out?
if you have a cat, you can literally train the cat
to be the toiolet paper
Don't just say hi when greeting people
Diff people require diff greeting words.
offensive to everyone tutorial
General: Hi!
African American:" 's up my ni..."
Japanese:" ki sama baka!"
Chinese: " ni hao, cnm"
British: " Morning! Had your bo'oh'o'wa'er mate?"
Germany: " Hail Hit...."
Orphans: "Hello sweety! Where are your parents?"
Sigma male :" No biaches?"
Chad: you basic asf
Lesbian & Gay: Why'd choose to be gay?
Trans: you are what you were born
Gen alpha: Skibidi toilet is lame
Gen Z: skibidi is peak
Boomer: still breathing?
Norwegian: Death Metal is the best
Sweden: Black metal is better than death metal, and pirating movies should go to hell
Russian: "still drinking vodka and f@king bears all day?
Simpsons fans: season 34 is better than all s1-s9 combined!
Star Wars fans: Disney saved the franchise！
John Wick: No wife, no dogs?
Patrick starfish:TUBBY
You guys are double standarded as well!
You be like:
"Lady parts"
"boobs, ♥♥♥♥♥, more more more"
but when it comes to a girl with a pen!s
or some dude's nude
you'd be like " ewwww wtf"
also be like " lesbian corn ! I love it!"
" gay corn,? ewww!"
man, gender equality my as!
We should fight for genital equality！
Todays people are so ♥♥♥♥♥ double standarded
fighting for ethic ethnic equality， gender equality all day
meanwhile unborn babies kicking preg women all the time.
and when I do it.
back to the jail I go
Ultimate PC upgrade guide 2024!
1. Download RTX 5090 ti onto your PC for a boost
2. buy some SSD to increase your RAM
3. Use a shoe box for your case, it's both cooler and environment friendly
4.Simply bend your monitor to get a curv screen
5.cut the wires of your mouse and keyborad, wireless is tidy
6. incase your CPU run out of date, go buy 1t sand to grind yourself a i9-28888K
Right, Mr.Krabs is dead.
who is the killer? only straight people can guess it right
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a. Spongebob
b. Sandy
c.Patrick
d. Plankton
e. Gary
f. Pearl
g. a robber
he killed himself! he's so cheap, wouldn't even pay for hookers, so he choked himself to death by autoerotic asphyxia
Reasons why you should date 28 year old girls
1), Prove you are not gay, at least bi
2), therRE ARE 20 OF THEM!
Reasons why you should date 28 year old girls
1), Prove you are not gay, at least bi
2), therRE ARE 20 OF THEM!
Life Hack 202
let's get real, ugly and disgusting.
DId you know if your mom and I were a couple?
She'd saved so much money on toilet paper and Tampons
(man how did my cat come up with those simp ideas)
Did you know human life expectancy is now 80 years?
and for bipolar is 68 years? why?
cause they kill themselves
and have few friends, living in poverty sure ain't doing me anything good.
and I keep getting those anhedonia after quiting 5 kinds of meds cold turkey.
please kill me so i don;t have to do it myself
and if you find my past facts offensive, racist, homophobic.
my cat wrote every single one of them\
and he keeps pissing on my bed.
you should come to my house let's beat him up good
and slash my throat
I have lost intrests in real girls
i love shemale
What do poeple from Uruguay call themselves?
--Gay
What do they call you ?
--U r gay
Did you know when you think you are too old to die young
that's your cue to do it asap and start again next life to die young?
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561199013626515
his mom is so fat
everyone she had a crush on is now dead
If future you didn't time travel to stop you
everything you do is just right.
Apologize to all y ♥♥♥ s out there I haven't revealed your gay identity yet.
Don't worry I'll get to you shortly
What makes a hero?
Back in school days, this gay, i mean this guy alone, https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561199013626515
saved 15 boys, 3 groundskeeper willlies, 8 class frogs from being molested.
That took a lot of Self-Control
life is boring, might as well be dead
can i drown in your period blood?
The most beautiful word:
Your mom.
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You look like the flower in May (X)
You look like your mom (√)
German class 101
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oh it's super easy, just roll your key board like:
SUhfadshfklajsofhauiuisdfjoadsjfkhjadlisdhgfoiuasfwqj
sdhjaosdjaoiureajekljdlasdjpoapo
asdjasodhaofha
Trust me, it's no diffrenrence from actual German language to people who don't speak German
What does your fav alcohol say about you!
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Tequila : You are Mexican and gay!
Beer : You are fat and gay!
Vodka : You are Russian and gay!
Whisky : You are alcoholic and gay!
Gin : You think you are classic but you are still gay!
Sake : You are Japanese but you are into gay hentai!
Wine : You are French and gay!
Rum : You damn pirate and gay!
Brandy : You hate pirates but you are gay too!
If you are in your 20s, 30s maybe even 40s, and you haven't seen what your butt----h0le looks like, chances are you are a failure !
But do not fear, Im here to rescue y'all!
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Step 1: Take off your pants
Step2: Stand in front of a mirror and turn your back on it.
Step3: Look back in the mirror.
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Alternative Style:
Step2: Use your phone and take a picture.!
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You are welcome!
and remember to send your friends both the picture and the method!
dont wanna leave them being failures do you?
Multiple studies have shown:
Straight plp tend to shoot at enemies' crotch, butt, or ♥♥♥♥ when using a gun or a bow in video games.
whilst gay people would stick to tradition by aiming the head for maximum damage.
which one are you?
Choose wisely
You are so thirsty, and there are two cans, which would you chooseee?
a). Cola
b).Pepsi
And multiple studies have shown that
gay people tend to choose pepsi over cola, are you one of them? it's nothing to be shy of
I just got a fat paied job at Hollywood.
ThereS my bEsT Work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sp2ont3duY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sp2ont3duY
Your comfort zone is ruining your future！
Get out and do hard thing! Chase your dreams!
Stop playing games, go study!
Stop watching porn, go date a 40 year old rich sugar daddy!
By denying the truth of Meg atron Griffin being the hottest woman on earth.
You waive your heterosexuality, and admit that you are into man not woman
What is the cure for your male loneliness?
A love from a girl? A badass built RGB PC?
No!
Is it a hug from a man you love? maybe, but not always working.
It's gambling！
Start gambling today!
You have 10billion dollars！ yOU JUST LEFT IT ON THE gambling table!.
Did you know if you gain some copyrighted things without paying
say like, pirating a movie, downloading cracked games...
Logically speaking, you are Swedish...
also if you like death metal music
Did you know if you gain some copyrighted things without paying
say like, pirating a movie, downloading cracked games...
Logically speaking, you are Swedish
No time to explain！
The world will in end in 2030
if you don't legally change your name to
Louis George Maurice Adolphe Roche Albert Abel Antonio Alexandre Noë Jean Lucien Daniel Eugène Joseph-le-brun Joseph-Barême Thomas Thomas Thomas-Thomas Pierre Arbon Pierre-Maurel Barthélemi Artus Alphonse Bertrand Dieudonné Emanuel Josué Vincent Luc Michel Jules-de-la-plane Jules-Bazin Julio César Jullien Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
Life Hack
What to do when you want something that's so expensive, that would cost months of or even years of your salary?
Quit your job!
If your salary is 0, any price times 0 is 0, basically it's free by choice
Did you know if you have your employees work past 12 p.m/
it counts as a new day, and you don't have to pay them any overtime salaries.
For employees
Don't poop or pee at home, or at any places that's not work.
Save it!
If you only poop at work, means you poop with pay.
Do it! Even if you are a driver! poop at work!
How to save on overtime pays
Did you know if you have your employees work past 12 p.m
it counts as a new day and not overtime at all
you don't have to pay them anything more than their basic.
What happens when an astronaut farts in the space suit?
I mean isn't that concerning？
I can't belive some girls would do online NSFW streaming for money!
Where is the moral sense? Where is the self-respect? Where is the decency?
and WHERE IS THE LINK??????????????
How to avoid paying taxes
Really>? They ought to put you in jail, you society's parasite
seriously how would I know? I never had a job
Im so sick of Capcom remaking every single Resident Evil game
and forgeting about DevilMayCay 3 Remake
If you can see this, you are gay
This is not a joke but a well studied scientific found.
and the reason you are seeing this, is because you are gay.
steam algorithm doesn't lie