Would drag my ♥♥♥♥ through a taliban-mine-inlayed field covered in the aids-drained needles from the scene from SAW while my arms were tied together by barbed wire made from the headdress from christ himself after he was crucified, while on a limited-supply airtank just to have a 3 second video conversation with you on skype via a dial up connection and call you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Happy New Year to all!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

Yeah...I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap girlfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model. My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me.

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Lil Pump is the lyrical Einstein of our generation. His song Gucci Gang is a symphony to the ears and can be compared to the works of Mozart for its sweet harmonies and elegant flow. Not to mention the lyrics which tell a beautiful story like no other that speaks to me on a personal and spiritual level. Lil Pump is a rap prodigy the likes of us have never seen before.