I'm an Ogre-ish sort of fellow, residing in the remote mountains of beautiful South-West Virginia. It is here that I cultivate knowledge of all things binary and musical. I am the resident Evil Code Monger locked away with my SMP [Symmetrical Multiple Percolators] coffee makers, wearing my lucky Penguin Boxers, setting keyboards on fire as I manage UNIX and Linux servers and hack at code for fun and leisure!