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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 20.40

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 21.22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 7.22

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 19.8.2020 klo 12.03

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 14.40

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 27.5. klo 20.05

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 20.34

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 21.36

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 7.45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 20.44

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 18.15

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 19.32

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 21.26

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 19.8.2020 klo 11.49

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 7.24

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 1.42

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 9.6. klo 20.44

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 0.05

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 4.5.2020 klo 17.29

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 9.6. klo 20.46

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 22.02

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 9.6. klo 20.54

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 1.22

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 0.46

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 17.59

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 20.47

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 0.13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 20.35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 0.01

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 19.8.2020 klo 12.34

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 1.43

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 17.57

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 20.56

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 9.6. klo 20.25

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 9.6. klo 20.34

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 5.6. klo 11.37

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 13.42

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 13.33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 19.40

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 19.37

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 18.4.2020 klo 23.57

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 14.32

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 1.47

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 14.48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 9.6. klo 19.36

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 7.35

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 20.36

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 1.30

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 20.19

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 21.32

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 7.43

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 20.38

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 0.40

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 1.39

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 14.50

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 20.35

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 13.33

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 12.43

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 19.4.2020 klo 0.09

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 9.6. klo 19.58

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 22.24

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 22.05

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 15.8.2020 klo 12.13

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 9.6. klo 20.15

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 21.29

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 14.33

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 15.23

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 17.17

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 23.37

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 16.8.2021 klo 1.52

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 15.45

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 15.8.2021 klo 10.45

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 12.8.2021 klo 17.07

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 4.5.2020 klo 18.02

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 14.4.2020 klo 21.14



40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
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You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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