Recent reviews by teddytwinkletwink

genuinely the best racing game on the market right now good heavens

honest to god review here, the game just isn't it. every single bad review so far has been talking about the atrocious gameplay, and spoiler alert, there's a reason for that. the game tries to be a puzzle game, but its puzzles are so ridiculously specific and sometimes even just rng-based that some reviews are genuinely calling it a trial and error game. if it weren't for the fact that dying gave most of the game's players a boner, it would just be a rage game.

tl;dr, it's a fetish game that misses the mark on the "game" part. like a 2/10 if you're not into this ♥♥♥♥, I don't know what it is if you are

Genuinely the best game I've played in recent memory, a uniquely fantastic concept executed in an equally unique and fantastic way, all packed in a game that blurs the lines between what genre it even is for that REAL unique touch. Everyone on my friends list is going to see this message. To all of you, buy the game now.

I found the robot sex that all the bad reviews are talking about but I'm not telling (literally the greatest game ever made)

Hello, ArcSys and Daisuke. I'd like to play a game. This review is currently set to a thumbs up, meaning I would recommend the game. That is very true. However, you have approximately one year to get Venom into the game before this review changes to a thumbs down.

freddy fazbear vs. pain with the infinity gauntlet is possible 10/10 game

Overall great experience, feels just like Smash Bros. with the combo potential of other fighting games.

oh yeah and the workshop, it's...an experience, to say the least

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