There was once a man who was destined to become a legendary hero. He was to save mankind from devastation and engrave his name into the thin pages of history. He stands tall and triumphs over evil; never lets corruption ever take his honor. He was the soldier the world needed him to be...That man isn't me. I'm just some average guy that can't slam with the best: so I jam with the rest. Nothing special about me, man. Also...your pants spontaneously caught on fire. WOO TAH!! FIIIIRRRRE!!!!!!!