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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 1:55pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 1:55pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 1:30pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 4:33pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2021 @ 6:37am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 1:35pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 3:47pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 10:03am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 6:09am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 1:14pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 1:19pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 5:03am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2017 @ 3:54pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 12:21pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 1:45pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 12:17am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 12:48pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:18pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?