I’ve seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

nick

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

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-rep gave me crabs

i am king of antartica

La di da di da, slob on me knob
Pass me some syrup, ♥♥♥♥ me in the car
La di da di da, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the law
Chitty chitty bang, murder everything

I'm sorry can you repeat the question

are you that guy who's friends with that other guy who was in that one muselk video that he showed to 1.8 mill people?

My new cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxTNhD5jTyQ
Enjoy!

Thomas James Arelis Carpenter

ay nice profile pic dude

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wubba lubba dab dab on the haters dude

bless up bucko 👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯👌 💯

I sexually Identify as go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ƽaүing so my self 💯 i say so💯💯. People say to me that a person being mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥ is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care. I'm having doctors inject me with (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥, and mMMMMᎷМ💯. From now on I want you guys to call me "👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀" and respect my right to (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), and mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌. If you can't accept me you're a goodshitophobe and need to check your if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 privilege. Thank you for being so understanding👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌.

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Ｙｏ　Ｐｉｅｒｒｅ，　ｙｏｕ　ｗａｎｎａ　ｃｏｍｅ　ｏｕｔ　ｈｅｒｅ？

Ｙｏ　Ｐｉｅｒｒｅ，　ｙｏｕ　ｗａｎｎａ　ｃｏｍｅ　ｏｕｔ　ｈｅｒｅ？

Yo Pierre, you wanna come out here?

golly

wow we won

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Hit em with HamGunz special

сторожит мальчиков

Кто-то однажды сказал мне, что мир собирается свернуть меня
Я не самый острый инструмент в сарае
Она смотрела вид немого с ее пальцем и большим пальцем
В форме буквы "L" на лбу

Что ж, годы начинают поступать и они не перестают приходить
Кормили правилам и я упала на землю работает
Не имеет смысла жить не для удовольствия
Ваш мозг получает умный, но ваша голова становится тупой

HAMSTRING EXPOSED?! - IN THA HOOD! - GONE SEXUAL! - POLICE INVOLVED!

Damn Nick, back at it again being an unloved child of two regretful parents.

ur cool

Kiwiscout stole me profile picture

si

Usted está utilizando el software de traducción de la manera equivocada . Por favor, consulte el manual.

Art School.....what a fuken waste of time and money, What do your parents think huh?

¿qué coño

-rep, confirmed weeaboo scum.

-rep filthy weeb

-rep didnt ace with 3hp

oi

2/10 doesnt even lift lol

Friendly?

+1 rep

hello