Boy oh boy. The things I have dreamt about of you. The things you've done to me in Helldivers is something I would remember my whole life. The way you molested me with that exosuit and the way you kept on hitting me just because I kept on hitting you in the game.

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.☺️♥️🫶🏻

This guy called me multiple racial slurs whilst we were playing Futanari Prison together, I will never fully heal from the pain, i also want compensation because i can no longer sit down... it hurts

M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

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I got told to eat a cheeseburger, so I put a plunger on this guy's head. Now, he has to get it surgically removed. Wasn't me though, it was the plunger