"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of EA and the tyranny of Ubisoft. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the poor through the valley of expensive games, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of hidden sales. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to boondoggle and exploit my brothers. And you will know my name is GabeN when I lay my sales upon thee!" -Book of Deals, chapter 1+2, verses 5 and 6.