Recent reviews by Spoon

Very chill, but i found it more distracting when i was doing other work.

Funny dance is funny.

Its good, even with repeating stages and enemies. Its hard to get bored of a game where the soundtracks makes me so moist i glide to lategame stages using pure coom-power. Nothing beats reaching stage 5 while the electric guitar hits those high notes and my 57-leaf clover decimates waves of angry parents.

I hate horror games with unkillable enemies and characters like Mr X and Jack always gave me anxiety, but this game had a nice balance of combat and survival so you never truly felt invincible. I admit the game does lose some of its charm by the half way point, and this is more noticeable on subsequent playthroughs but im going through my third run in a row as im typing this on the Village of Shadows difficulty. I have never played an RE game twice before this one, and yet here i am on my third (admittedly with infinite ammo).

I love it 8/10.

A more cohesive story than Automata, and the people and side quests felt more real and believable. However the Rout B onward can be a slog to get through, unlike in Automata where they constantly give you something new every route. Pretty decent though, and a real kick in the emotional nuts sometimes.

I keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dying.
And i keep coming back for more.
Masochism simulator?

Fast paced, high risk high reward gameplay. Difficulty ramps up drastically from area to area, and then into NG+1 all the way to NG+5. New items can be unlocked in each NG and there is also something to strive for.

Like someone turned Gmod into a metroidvania.

It's like a cup of stale piss. It might give you temporary satisfaction if you are dying of dehydration and desperate, but afterwards all you feel is shame, regret and possibly a new parasite forming in your gut.

10/10 Would spank blue pikachu ass again. (Networking sucks ass)