Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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"Are you all right?" -Leela
"Ah, it's nothing a a law suit won't cure." -Bender
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Any man can work when every stroke of his hand brings down the fruit
rattling from the tree to the ground; but to labor in season and out of
season, under every discouragement, by the power of truth -- that
requires a heroism which is transcendent.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
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[trying to get a Scout Merit Badge]
Chris: Uh, Dad, maybe we should just give up. I mean, we've tried everything
Peter: Well, we almost got that one for insect study. [cut to Peter & Chris watching a rich family eat]
Peter: Look Chris, it's a whole family of WASPs.
Rich Father: My Margaret, what a sub-par ham.
Rich Mother: Perhaps I can't bake a ham, but what I can cook up is a little grace and civility at the table. [pause]
Rich Father: [to daughter] Patty, did you know your m

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