tells a tale that is quite absurd
he is the last of his particular subspecies of pootisbird, an already critically endangered species.
he wishes to tell the world his life's story, but is forever on the run, hiding his face from everybody as to not alert any pootis poachers of his whereabouts. If you have any bananas to spare, he will be forever thankful, as he is naturally from tropical climes. he may be the gentleist giant, but will fight if there IS NO OTHER OPTOIN. He may one day tell the stories of his life, but chances are that he will be found and killed before his stories get out.
-David Hattenbara