Alright, so let's get philosophical for a minute. Why do you think they call it Steam? Is it meant to be something HOT, like a roaring STEAM engine that'll burn you like a hot fire? Or is it mean to be more like "blowing off Steam" or "chillaxing with ur broz bro?" And if that's the case, wouldn't that be vaguely ♥♥♥♥♥♥?

Why are you still reading this?