Meow

hehehe

you know i once knew a horse who knew a horse who knew stuff about horses and how to horse your horse up from the ground that being said the guy/horse that knew a horse of a horse that knew horse stuff later turned out to be a good friend with the leader of horses

horse 0, the origin of horse 0 is unknown and was once condemned by the humans for his ability to masturbate. the horse of horse 0 also known as horse minus 1 became a powerful enemy of horse 0 as horse minus one believed masturbation is bad and was also one of the co-founders for corn flakes. horse 0 did not appreciate horse minus one as he believed it was infringing upon the horse constitution to masturbate in public

the origin name for horse minus one is because horse did not like him and decided to make him below horse 0 who is seen as most powerful. anyway horse 0 locked the ♥♥♥♥ in and decided to banish horse minus one into the shadow realm where horse minus one roams the abyss in search of an exit but horse 0 made it very clear that horse minus one can only escape via absolution of masturbation in public. so in fortnite terms horse 0 aborted his own child for masturbation

man i remember meeting this guy 17 years ago in south dakota, he show me his antimatter gun and proceeded to say i was "going to kick the bucket" and that i was a "pain in his rectum" good times.

now i have his ip and home address and he has a chip i implanted in his brain that will blow his heart to pieces if he doesnt do a kilogram of meth every two days