Recent reviews by schizophernic

Killer main are the dumbest breed of human scum on the planet. You could give a monkey a controller and he'll be able to kill all 4 survivors.

i cant get gud ♥♥♥♥ this game

♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I left a friend behind on a planet and watched him beg for life.

I love buying games that let's me play the main menu so flawlessly. Oh, you can rob banks too or whatever.

No expense was spared when making this game as greedy as humanly possible.

Imbalance and poor changes from OW1 to OW2 will leave you asking where it all went wrong with this hollow shell of a once beloved game.

I'm convinced that people who still religiously play this game are an underground cult that have a kink for self misery and reckless spending.

Here is Overwatch's business practise in a nutshell.

Hold off on making content and repackage your game as a sequel with a new mode.
However, in that process burn your company ethics to the ground and sexually harass your employees.

When your release this title, make fundamental changes to its core mechanics which disrupts most of your gameplay with ineffective balances and overpowered heroes.

Wanna play the new heroes? Buy the battlepass. Don't want to? Pour several hours trying to get to tier 45 only to ask yourself what poor life decisions got you to this moment when you know damn well there are other games that offer their new rosters for free at release. A concept so simple, even riot games does it well.

Promise your fans a campaign mode(which was the main selling point of your game), but decide to cancel it after months of delays. Finally, when your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games quickly dies, offer it on steam. Get hit with a wake up call when you realise nobody wanted you to spread your cancer to a better platform, and what you should have done is sell the rights to devs who actually listen to the fans.

But since you are so hyper-focused on squeezing as much money out of your fans as much as you can, you won't make any of the requested changes. Instead, you will spend time trying to come up with cosmetics and how to sell them to your gullible consumers.

Edit* Steam asked me if I changed my mind about this piece of ♥♥♥♥ and no. I got kicked for being afk even though I was moving around about to enter the fight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid

i got a better pc and its fun

♥♥♥♥'s dummy fun

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This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ filled with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.