Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 barnacle

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 12:17pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 11:53am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 12:00pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 11:36am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 12:56pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 1 Mei 2019 @ 6:30am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 9:55am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 1:19pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 25 Sep 2023 @ 11:39am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 4 Mei 2019 @ 10:00am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 26 Sep 2023 @ 9:51am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Didapatkan pada 25 Sep 2023 @ 8:38am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 10:21am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 4 Mei 2019 @ 12:37pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 12:58pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 12:54pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 9:06am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 9:42am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 30 Sep 2023 @ 8:19am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 4 Mei 2019 @ 12:24pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 1:41pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 12:15pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 11:54am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 4 Mei 2019 @ 9:52am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2019 @ 2:53pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 8:23am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 10:24am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 1 Mei 2019 @ 5:20am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 12:59pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 4 Mei 2019 @ 3:52am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 11:37am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 1:02pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 1:12pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 11:31am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 1:54pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 4 Mei 2019 @ 3:39am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 30 Apr 2019 @ 1:04pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 30 Sep 2023 @ 8:07am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 26 Sep 2023 @ 9:24am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 2 Mei 2019 @ 9:47am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 25 Sep 2023 @ 10:52am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Didapatkan pada 30 Sep 2023 @ 7:56am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 26 Sep 2023 @ 9:54am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 21 Jun 2020 @ 3:34pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 1 Mei 2019 @ 5:54am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

20 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

17 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

69 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30