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INT. BATHROOM. LOW ANGLE STATIONARY POV SHOT.

Tick enters, notices the camera and approaches it, concerned, and leaning down to your eye level, slightly.. She removes her STEAMPUNK GOGGLES as she speaks, and is followed shortly by Tock.

TICK: Oh my cog! Are you alright? Sorry, I'm Tick.

(Tick holds up her right hand. A SPRING is on her index finger.)

TOCK: (Tock holds up her right hand as well) And I'm Tock.

STEAMPUNK TWINS (simultaneously): Like a clock.

(They move their hands in sync, like a clock, to the rhythm of their words.)

TOCK: Is that gear lubricant escaping your retinal orifices?

TICK: Are your sprockets in a twist?!? They're crying!

TOCK: What happened?

(The twins look at each other, apparently shocked by your response.)

STEAMPUNK TWINS (Simultaneously): Holy shift! (they once again move their hands in sync, this time in a gear shifting motion.)

STEAMPUNK TWINS (Simultaneously): Your boyfriend said that to you? Sounds like he's got a couple of loose screws.

(They stand up straight.)

STEAMPUNK TWINS (Simultaneously): Son of a bracket. He's gonna be scrap metal by the time we're done with him!

(The twins turn and exit together.)

HARD CUT to EMPTY INT. BATHROOM. LOW ANGLE STATIONARY POV SHOT.

Tick enters, notices the camera and approaches it, concerned, and leaning down to your eye level, slightly.. She removes her STEAMPUNK GOGGLES as she speaks, and is followed shortly by Tock.

TICK: Oh my cog! Are you alright? Sorry, I'm Tick. 100USD per crate

(Tick holds up her right hand. A SPRING is on her index finger.)

TOCK: (Tock holds up her right hand as well) And I'm Tock. I'll tell you my BSB and account number.

STEAMPUNK TWINS (simultaneously): Like a clock. 30 days later I'll send you the crates. Minimum 5 crate purchase.

(They move their hands in sync, like a clock, to the rhythm of their words.)

TOCK: Is that gear lubricant escaping your retinal orifices?

TICK: Are your sprockets in a twist?!? They're crying!

TOCK: What happened?

(The twins look at each other, apparently shocked by your response.)

STEAMPUNK TWINS (Simultaneously): Holy shift! (they once again move their hands in sync, this time in a gear shifting motion.)

STEAMPUNK TWINS (Simultaneously): Your boyfriend said that to you? Sounds like he's got a couple of loose screws.

(They stand up straight.)

STEAMPUNK TWINS (Simultaneously): Son of a bracket. He's gonna be scrap metal by the time we're done with him!

(The twins turn and exit together.)

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