Some inspirational quotes to brighten up your day!

"If you blow your load too early, you got nothing left" - Mohandas Gandhi

"imagine masterbating to get your penis to move up and down without your hands" - Mother Teresa

"That's one busty ninja" - Theodore Roosevelt

"I'm going to become a gangstar" - Martin Luther King Jr.

"i do porn like i do with my music, look at it a nunch untill i get worn out and move onto the enxt one" - Pope John Paul II

"Go sayori yourself" - Judas Iscariot

"u can take my life, but you will never take my lolis" - Benjamin Franklin

"i will ♥♥♥ magnificantly while impregenating her armpit" - O.J. Simpson

"now that i think about it legpits r underrated" - O.J. Simpson, five minutes later

"sometime i ask myself questions when i touch myself" - Jussie Smollett

"you must pee on yourself a lot to make your penis golden yellow" - Golden Experience

"you clearly dont have your brownie baked with your ass not marked by the god tier sentence as easily breakable phones, you need to catch up on the brownie lore" - Elliot Rodger

"yim yum there goes my ♥♥♥" - Oingo Boingo

“Megumin makes me megamoist” - Robloxkid69

"looking at cute anime girls is just as addicting to look at as hentai" - الله

"i get into those moments where i see 1 hentai pic then i go into a deep trance of searching for more" - Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

"theres no such thing as a bad tiddy size" - John 69:420

"when its 30 degrees over here and you still gotta dress like hoe" - Jeffery Epstein

"i stay updated while you orgasm over dancing with the stars" - Elon Musk 🚚

"never thought id want to ♥♥♥♥ a mushroom but here we are" - Brigitte Macron

"I have learned how to urinate out of my fingernails" - Linus Tech Tips

"that scene with meruem and komogi always gets me hard" - Papa John

"i will titrate her tiddies" - Albert Ghiorso

"why am i looking up mio hentai when my parents are right next to me" - Cthulhu

"so i ended up having sex with a big tiddy elf at deepwood" - Boris Johnson

"I could even put my toe in my nose if I REALLY wanted to..." - Snorlax

"id rather watch girls press their tits against glass then see more updates about covid" - Jordan Peterson

"nothing like a little bit of uv light and uric acid pouring on a young maiden skin in the middle of summer" - Wife of Ninja

"sorry babe, the shadow plushie stays on the bed during sex" - Reinhard Von Lohengramm

"if you like the ocean, then armpits is the way to go. feet is more of an exotic taste so if you like the amazon feet would be the way to go" - Juvénal Habyarimana

"If they would stand still I would be able to kill them" - アスタ

“the IgA immunoglobulin on my genitals will heal you baby girl” - Dr. Fauci

"Because I will become more balls than man I will become as a fungus emitting spores. Nothing but ♥♥♥" - DJ BLYATMAN

"why would mommy have so much milky if she isnt willing to share" - Volodymyr Zelensky

"i'm the role model
dont let my youth deceive you
more then meets the eye" - Natsume Sōseki

"I'm bored, yet happy, yet sad, yet warm, I'm not even sure how I feel half the time, but at least I have anime tiddies and S-Tier Waifus" - Luka

"all these 18 year olds too close to being kids. i need tiddies with life experience" - Joe Biden

"those little piggies need a good slobbering" - Boogie2988