THIS IS ALPHA MALE MELVIN" I screamed, pointing at my deformed younger brother (5'6" 255 lbs deadlift) as the police broke down my door. Apparently, Melvin was beating up all the kids at middle-school (1v5 TOP GAP) and stole a bunch of limited edition BLOODRUSH (collector's item since it is no longer being produced). Unfortunately, they thought I was Melvin since we share a head dent (genetic) and arrested me by mistake. You were right, Tyler, LOSER's QUEUE is REAL!!! Keep up the good work!!!