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I'm playing the game with a friend.
We build our bases.
He begins researching armor for his robots.
I research radar.
He boasts about how he will destroy me with his newly researched quantum lasers.
I quietly upgrade my radar station's scanners.
He laughs in my face as his laser-armed tanks begin amassing themselves into a mighty army.
I only have a handful of weak robots armed with assault rifles.
He asks me if I have any last words before he starts his march on my headquarters.
As the final step in my research tree completes, i say: "Nothing really, except IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER, BEEEATCH"
A tremendous beam of searing energy erupts from the sky, vaporising his entire army within seconds.
I send in my weak robots, who infiltrate his base and kill him.
10/10 would research radar again.
Sneaking up the stream!
Lock 'n load, Tactical mode
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