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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 10:39

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 7:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 7:45

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 7:31

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 10:18

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 11:50

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 10:42

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 12:48

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 6 grudnia 2019 o 12:06

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 6 grudnia 2019 o 13:03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 8 grudnia 2019 o 6:20

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odblokowano: 25 maja 2022 o 12:29

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 9:09

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 6 grudnia 2019 o 11:34

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 9:23

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 9:58

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 10:40

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 6 grudnia 2019 o 11:32

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 12:06

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 10:54

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 8:32

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 9:52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 12:45

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Odblokowano: 6 grudnia 2019 o 13:03

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 11:21

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 13:04

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 2 czerwca 2024 o 18:35

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 12:53

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 12:40

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 9:37

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 6 grudnia 2019 o 12:42

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 11:44

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 12:48

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 7:29

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 10:22

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 7:21

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 10:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 11:03

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 10:21

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 9:36

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 11:44

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odblokowano: 24 grudnia 2022 o 8:56

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 24 grudnia 2022 o 8:37

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 13:17

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odblokowano: 2 czerwca 2024 o 18:59

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 11:00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 10:45

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 10:30

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 8 grudnia 2019 o 6:23

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2019 o 12:51

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 4 grudnia 2019 o 11:14

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

26 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

20 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

6 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30