how is your semen retention

good day friend bince

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you removed me as a friend??? after all our people have been through. im gonna force you to practice semen retention.

Bince, I am sorry for the late response. The reason for my tardiness is because my tribe has cut off 9 of my fingers and making a fire is hard with nubs. Thank you for accepting my request I forgive you for the loss of my nine fingers, dog wife, dog, eldest son and three cousins. Now that I have your friendship my tribe has tasked me to learn your banking information. Failure to obtain this information will result with my castration.
Your admirer and ex sworn enemy, congealed ♥♥♥

BINCE, MY DOG WIFE AND PET DOG WERE BOTH BRUTALLY MASSACRED LAST NIGHT. IT IS CLEAR THAT MY LAST SMOKE SIGNAL AND REQUEST OF COMPANIONSHIP HAVE BEEN SEEN SEEN AND IGNORED. YOU WERE ONLINE JUST 34 HOURS AGO. THE DEATHS OF MY DOG WIFE AND PET DOG ARE ON YOU. I AM COMING FOR VENGEANCE.
your sworn enemy, congealed ♥♥♥

Bince, you have left my last smoke signal unread. Because of this my tribe leaders have eliminated my eldest son and three of my cousins. I am no longer asking you for your friendship I am begging you. If in 5 days we are not companions, the rest of my family will be killed. At that point my own life will be in danger. I will then have to threaten you and everyone you love.
In desperation, Congealed ♥♥♥