Powerstar's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 2:38pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 2:50pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 6:57pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 8:23pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 3:09pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 3:46pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 5:57pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 7:41pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 5:01pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 7:31pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 10:00am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 8:56pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 5:51pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 3:31pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 7:59pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 4:59pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 4:45pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 2:48pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 9:19am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 6:19pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 10:28am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 4:15pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 3:34pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 1:58pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 6:46pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 10:12am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 5:32pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 7:42pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 6:47pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 10:54am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 6:57pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 4:58pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 8:09pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 3:31pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 3:09pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 6:49pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 2:41pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 3:48pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 2:59pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 2:37pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 2:36pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 5:41pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 8:23am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 7:02pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 9:42am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 7:25pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 8:57pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 6:49pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 9:52am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 11:58am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 6:46pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 6:59pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 11:48am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 12:44pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 6:03pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 7:45pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

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