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89.4 hrs on record
This game is called Halls of Torment. In this game, you play as a lone Sage who has the special ability of shooting sawblades out of his hands. In doing so, he gains the attention of two skeleton guards, who quickly swarm in on his position. I won't ruin the ending for you, but the everyone dies at the end.
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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22.1 hrs on record (21.8 hrs at review time)
This game is called Plantera 2. In this game, you play as a lone Plantero who has the special ability of plucking carrots out of the ground. In doing so, he gains the attention of two crows, who quickly start plucking carrots as well. I won't ruin the ending for you, but the everyone dies at the end.
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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14.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Damn if I Could Give a Mixed Recommendation, I Would

Soulstone Survivors is the epitome of an early access game. If you're not all about that beta-testing-the-game-for-free-and-half-the-features-missing, then don't get this game.

Gameplay-wise, it's a very nice loop and you do hit that serotonin high as you mow down everyone in your way.

This game is big on its legacy element and your character does get a lot stronger the more you play it.

However,
  • Half the features are missing.
  • No in game encyclopedia of what does what or what skills you're allowed to have on your character or even what all the skills are. Leaves you guessing most of the time.
  • Suffering from too much visual clutter. There's lots of red circles to dodge, but all your skills are very beautifully animated and take away enemy visibility. So you turn down the visuals. Now the game looks super bland, but at least you won't die to something unexpected anymore.
  • Stats are unbalanced. There's no reason to take defensive stats because at higher levels, you're going to die in one shot anyway, and ironically, offense is the better defense.

My recommendation: check back when this game hits 1.0.
Posted 10 July, 2023. Last edited 10 July, 2023.
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2.8 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
This game is called WHAT THE BAT?. In this game, you play as a girl who has the special ability of grow bats out of her elbows. In doing so, he gains the attention of two seagulls, who quickly start dropping bird poop. I won't ruin the ending for you, but the everyone dies at the end.
Posted 23 February, 2023. Last edited 23 February, 2023.
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23.1 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
This game is called Shadows Over Loathing. In this game, you play as a Jazz Agent who has the special ability of shooting notes out of his bugle. In doing so, he gains the attention of two Dust Devils, who quickly start accumulating dust. I won't ruin the ending for you, but the everyone dies at the end.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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406.0 hrs on record
This game is called Terraria. In this game, you play as a Terrarian who has the special ability of shooting stars out of his eyes. In doing so, he gains the attention of two Martian Engineer guards, who quickly start building Tesla Turrets. I won't ruin the ending for you, but the everyone dies at the end.
Posted 24 November, 2021. Last edited 24 November, 2021.
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261.5 hrs on record (141.7 hrs at review time)
This game is called Monster Hunter World. In this game, you play as a lone hunter who has the special ability of shooting lasers out of his bowgun. In doing so, he gains the attention of two Teostra guards, who quickly start spaming supernovae. I won't ruin the ending for you, but the everyone dies at the end.
Posted 19 August, 2018. Last edited 21 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
158.3 hrs on record (115.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is called Factorio. In this game, you play as a lone factory worker who has the special ability of shooting lasers out of his pockets. In doing so, he gains the attention of two spitter guards, who quickly start swarming his position. I won't ruin the ending for you, but the everyone dies at the end.
Posted 7 January, 2018. Last edited 27 November, 2019.
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26.4 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
This game is called Age of Empires II HD. In this game, you play as a lone monk who has the special ability of shooting wololos out of his eyes. In doing so, he gains the attention of two villager guards, who quickly start building bombard towers everywhere. I won't ruin the ending for you, but the everyone dies at the end.
Posted 5 January, 2015.
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15.8 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
This game is called Worms Revolution. In this game, you play as a lone scout worm who has the special ability of shooting ninja ropes out of his eyes. In doing so, he gains the attention of two heavy guards, who quickly start building sentries. I won't ruin the ending for you, but the everyone dies at the end.
Posted 29 July, 2013.
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