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Hemingway was the greatest manThe world has ever knownHe wrote he fought he drank alotAnd called Cuba his home!Hemingway once caught a fishExcept it was a Great WhiteThen he beat that shark in a game of cardsAnd ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the shark all nightHEMINGWAYHEMINGWAYHIS WAY’S THE ONLY HEMINGWAYHEMINGWAY HEMINGWAYDrink and ♥♥♥♥ and punch and writeand drink and fish and hunt HEMINGWAYHemingway liberated ParisIt’s a trophy on his shelfHe pushed a tank into a lakeAnd punched Hitler himselfHemingway had fifteen beardsWhere most men have only oneOne time he cut his finger offAnd ate it when he was doneHEMINGWAYHEMINGWAYHIS WAY’S THE ONLY HEMINGWAYTHE OTHER AUTHORSCAN RUN AWAYDrink and ♥♥♥♥ and punch and writeand hunt and fish and box and fightHEMINGWAYHemingway married 40 girlsAnd loved each 100%It has been said his ♥♥♥♥ was smallOr at the least was bentBut Hemingway didn’t give two ♥♥♥♥♥He once ate a sheet of glassDo a shot with himThen search for truthBefore he knocks you on your assHEMINGWAYHEMINGWAYThe only author worth reading inHigh SchoolHEMINGWAYHEMINGWAYHemingwayDrink and ♥♥♥♥ and punch and writeAnd drink and fish, hunt and fightHave 15 beards, cut off his fingerLiberated Paris, punched out HitlerDrink and ♥♥♥♥ and hunt and writeAnd ♥♥♥♥ and fish, and the Spanish will fightHad a tiny ♥♥♥♥, ate a sheet of glassHe didn't' give a ♥♥♥♥ he could kick your assFight and ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ and fightHunt and box and the Spanish will fightDrinking, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Fishing, Writing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Hunting, Drinking, FightingHe’s the only one Hemingway!YEAH!

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Dilla 11 Apr, 2022 @ 6:05pm 
only engages from a distance and runs away after getting tagged, watches his fellow rat teammate get downed and then hides while the solo that out ratted them extracts lmfao
Anti Freeride Snowlerblader 27 Feb, 2021 @ 11:25pm 
if u see this you gay
TWO TIME! 17 May, 2016 @ 4:21pm 
triggered meme right here bois!:steamsalty::steammocking:
Seal 21 Apr, 2016 @ 6:29pm 
1/10 too much water
Sigmar's Weakest Pronoun Warrior 26 Jul, 2015 @ 2:36pm 
+rep 8/8 gr8 b8 n0 h8 m8