RayJump's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:52am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 7:14am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2015 @ 8:45am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:10am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 7:39am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 7:27am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:53am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2015 @ 9:45am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 2:13am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 5:03am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 29 May, 2017 @ 12:38pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 9:52am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 12:33am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 3:52am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 1:22am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 4:05am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2015 @ 9:38am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 5:21am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 6:30am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 2:21am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 29 May, 2017 @ 12:42pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 1:29am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 2:26am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 29 May, 2017 @ 12:43pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 9:53am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 24 May, 2017 @ 11:20am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2015 @ 8:45am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 1:48am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2015 @ 8:45am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2019 @ 12:31pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 5:56am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:27am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 7:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2015 @ 8:18am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 4:55am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 1:06am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 6:52am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 1:28am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2015 @ 9:02am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 12:16am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 1:50am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2015 @ 8:39am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 5:08am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 4:35am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:55am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 1:14am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 9:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 7:07am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 5:36am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 1:17pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 4:06am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 12:47pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 1:10am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 3:44am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 6:18am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 1:14am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 12:43am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 12:31am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

23 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

22 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

6 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

9 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

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