They tried circumcising him but his foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then hes been getting circumcised every 6 months. The foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever he is in danger, he pulls it over his body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. He have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. He will be living in his foreskin house and bathe in his wealth. He is foreskin man.

*sniff sniff* smells like ♥♥♥♥♥ in here

+rep awesome shots

dirty fat mexican op crutch ♥♥♥♥ you

Haha, yeah

Impressive skills