it's the same way as like
talking to a satanist
shocking, confusing, concerning
but over all pretty nice
ur like the religious experience of everything god didn't want
it's great - jaid

ur basically the personification of you better kill me or ♥♥♥♥ me - sep

I believe we once described you as "so horny it warps space and time" - vivi

you make it sound like you're crumbling to dust or falling apart at the seams - med
cool touhou art
funny meme
♥♥♥♥ (bayvel retweeted)
smash tweet
right wing idiot getting dunked on
♥♥♥♥ (bayvel retweeted)
random factoid
♥♥♥♥ (bayvel retweeted)
porn someone else put on my tl
♥♥♥♥ (bayvel retweeted)
this is what my twitter looks like - med

youre like gods test subject - jaid

you're none of these because none of them list "hyper horny ♥♥♥♥♥ who melts to one word from one person" -mew

I am the Whorax, I speak for the penis - sep

So overwhelmingly subby that it's somehow domineering. -viv

a good song goes harder than any ♥♥♥♥ ever could -sep

[adorable pouting emote]
Figure it out
Get some selves-respect -viv

You’re like a bad nickleback album - sep

[Name], the one thing I’m absolutely certain is true about you is that you’re horny. Everything else is up in the air. -sam o’

[regarding þayvel] Given their interests, bloodlust and regular lust is basically the same
-viv

We all know that you’ll wrap yourself around the finger of pretty much anyone who will let you -viv

Become ungovernable
♥♥♥♥ on the floor at McDonald’s -mew

Incorrigible rabbit person - med

Measure with your heart, my love, and your tea will always be perfect. - viv

Frick ur ass
that’s not ur world
u ♥♥♥♥
u surround urself with sluts like a wine mom surrounds herself with empty bottles after the kids move out
to continue the analogy, much like the mom with her bottles, your lips have touched the rim of every person in there and you've probably even spilled some on your face from time to time
*also* probably unwilling to clean it up for a while- phia

You’re an event, alright.. -sep

I listen to music for fun and to experience it, you listen to music because you want it to be a physical thing that can ♥♥♥♥ you - jaid

I may not believe the stories, but I believe in how the stories are told - tdsha

Holy tits I mean tits I mean ♥♥♥♥ - phi

Spread your nuts like butter - skye

Vegetables ♥♥♥♥, dude - me

But babe, you forgot about the radioactive material - viv