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195.6 hrs on record (32.7 hrs at review time)
FOR DEMOCRACY!
FOR FREEDOM!
FOR PEACE!
FOR SUPER EARTH!

Or that's what it use to be. Now we'll struggle even further with the bugs and the bots 'cause a good 1/3 of players will no longer be able to play due to the mandatory PSN implementation. Not to forget all the times Sony has had their data and customer information leaked (So much for making the game and our accounts more secure). Thanks Sony, big corp as helpful as always! Very undemocratic!

DEMOCRACY PREVAILS! Major order against Sony was a success!
Remain free and democratic, Divers!
Posted 3 March, 2024. Last edited 8 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.3 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game will create the best voice actors
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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17 people found this review helpful
89.3 hrs on record (78.7 hrs at review time)
After a 4 year gap in not playing this, it still holds up. It's still enjoyable but, admittedly, the enemies are really spongy. Nevertheless, still one of the better Ubisoft games. Wish they did more with this rather than the div 2.
Posted 6 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.2 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
haha supra mk4 go stutututu
Posted 5 September, 2022.
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5.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I am homesick for a time that doesn't exist. This game is great if you just want to unwind and switch off your brain for a while.
Posted 10 May, 2022. Last edited 11 May, 2022.
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7.5 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just a heads up, due to it being early access, the game tells you that's all the story you're gonna at the end so it's not complete but you get a good chunk of story and it is very well written. The gameplay is very satisfying, the combat, weapons damage all feel fantastic, the diologue is also great.
A mix of fallout 1/2 with visuals and skills and cyberpunk themes.
Posted 30 December, 2021.
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2.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
mmm monke
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
314.4 hrs on record (314.1 hrs at review time)
Do you enjoy playing as a dwarf? Do you enjoy mining? Do you mind working in bug infested underground caverns kilometres underground on a hostile planet? Well then this game is for you!
But on a serious note, this game is great. Awsome coop and devs are pretty cool compared to most studios now-a-days. Also the best version of the 'battle pass' I've seen, with the ability to go back to previous passes.
Posted 28 October, 2021. Last edited 27 November, 2024.
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1,491.8 hrs on record (874.6 hrs at review time)
The beginning of the game isn't too beginner friendly, sure, and vault space sucks but vault space can be expanded with free vault unlockers or vouchers which you can get through login rewards or sometimes free packs and players are usually pretty helpful and the community doesn't seem as toxic as most other games. I just wish they'd update the steam achievements for the unity client or just in general refresh them.
But the game mostly boils down to this:
You grind a powerful character, not have them die for like 3 months, Then when you do die its because you were distracted by a stream or something and you eat all the bullets of an attack that is easily dodged that just so happens to land on you because you weren't paying attention, causing you to lose an item so rare it drives you to pull your hair out and go into a deep state of depression that makes you want to contemplate uninstalling the game. Then you hop back in after a week of grief.
Posted 20 August, 2021. Last edited 17 May, 2022.
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879.1 hrs on record (795.1 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ knows where the devs want this game to go but its slowly catching up overwatch with how bland its becoming and how the devs only listen to the "pros"
Posted 27 June, 2021. Last edited 27 July, 2021.
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